$RUST Is Running For President Of Solana, Bringing Mansions to Trailer Parks.
About $RUST
$RUST is a Previous #2 Toe- Ring Salesman of the Year 2010 AND 2011.
Reigning undisputed EBT wrestling Heavyweight Champion Of The World.
Virgo.
Buys a Scratcher on the 1st and 3rd of EVERY Month.
Why $RUST for President of Solana?
$RUST Promises to Bring Mansions To Trailer Parks!
$RUST comes from the same degen trenches you do, he understands.
$RUST is a meme, meme's run Solana.
$Rust will run Solana
The $RUST Promise
$RUST promises everything you ever imagined.
Tired of your baby momma wanting a blow up hot tub?
$RUST will buy you one.
Did you run out of Trust for your neighbor?
$RUST can buy that too.
Did your shiba run off a cliff?
$RUST can't buy your shiba back but can help you get a cat.
Are you tired of broken promises?
$RUST WILL KEEP DELIVERING BROKEN PROMISES
$RUST Will NOT dissapoint you, trust in $RUST today!